This has probably been done before, but I just got a bollocking from the wife for scaring the crap out of her when my mobile rang at full volume this morning. Granted, the ringtone is War Pigs by Black Sabbath, so it's not exactly gentle on the old lugholes, but it does get me attention What do you bums have on yours?
The Killers, When You Were Young I like the opening few chords and it usually gets my attention (and everyone else's in the office )
My son has Dance of the Knights and someone called when we were in the Black Bull, at the side of SJP before the AJ match
There's an article in today's Metro about an app that converts your mobile phone into a vibrator (one for the ladies, but then again...?)
My wife's phone is an iPhone 6 plus, I won't be informing her of this app otherwise sex from that point forward will feel like throwing a chipolata into the channel tunnel.
You could be making origami, from a slice of beef pastrami, whilst Hive is busy controlling your heating at home
I'm buying the wife Hive for Christmas, hope she likes it. If she doesn't then I hope she likes her new snooker cue or I'll be getting no Turkey.
Love that tune!!! Really easy to play too but cracking intro! Mine is the riff from Black Dog by Led Zeppelin for most calls - for calls from the wife i have the age old "WARNING... WARNING... It's the wife" For texts it's a little ditty I wrote myself where I liked the riff so I cut it down into a text alert!!
I have different ring tones for different people. Like MCB I have one for the wife, the Muppets for other various personnel, the Addams family for my goth mate, Captain Pugwash for my sailor mate and a few others inc Bad to the Bone for a particularly nasty mate who loves violence. I have Tubular Bells as my message tone. Try "Zedge" millions of ringtones all for nowt.
Just a generic Apple ringtone. Try to keep it professional when with clients - though technically I should have it off or silent if I'm trying to be professional
