Breaking News on the BBC Phone-hack police 'visit Rooney' Just thought I'd give you lot fair warning that the Dial a Gran jokes are coming.
I'd hate to be the poor reporter who hacked Rooney's phone. "Erm, Coleen, erm it's Wayne. Erm, I've erm put erm diesel erm in the erm petrol erm car again erm. Can you erm come erm pick me erm up? Erm, I don't erm know where I erm am."