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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Do you have one, a real one?

    Lot's of times it just things you don't like.

    But some do have real phobias.

    I don't like spiders, don't think it's quite a phobia extent, as i either just kill them or scarper.


    Anyone got any real phobias, or verging on them?


    Strange thing is, i was never wary nor gave a **** about being up a height, nor being in a confined space, now i don't like either much, although i'd still rather be up a height that in a small confined space.


    I also don't have a phobia of garlic bread.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I don't like lots of things but no phobia. Closest is sharks I won't go in the sea if there might be some. I find it nuts that people will go in the sea if there's even a slight chance.
     
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  3. Stan

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    I don’t like socks.
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I have a friend who lives in Austrlia, and she always goes swimming.
    Its like the most Great White-centric sea in the world, she even showed me an aerial photo near the shore and you could clearly see a great white within a mile of bathers, its quite common, because they sense the splashing and come in for a look, but most of the time think "Oh its humans, **** that", but its mostly surfers they chomp on because from underneath, a guy on a surfboard resembled a seal or a turtle, both of which are high on a great whites favourite snack list.

    And sometimes they just give you a nip to see what you are, if its never been around humans before. The only problem is that a great white has teeth the size of my fist and a mouth three feet white, so a great white's "nip" could easily cause you to lose a limb or bleed out.......so yeah....**** that....
     
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  5. Commachio

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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don’t like heights.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    So if you were in a coffin on top of a crane, you’d be ****ed then?
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    There’s no sharks in Wales mate.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    not if i watch a david blaine video first.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I’ve heard many Spud fans suffer from .argentophobia
     
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  11. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Afraid there are mate.
    They are not overly common, but Shortfin Makos and tigers have been found around uk and ireland
     
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  12. Commachio

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    tiger sharks? bit bloody cold for those garbage cans.
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    @luvgonzo , I guess that’s you ****ed then <laugh>



    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
     
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  14. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I have a phobia of phobias.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Phobophobia
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Yep...just looked it up...
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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    Me too, I knew it because I was a keen pub quiz participant but couldn’t get it out, dotage. <laugh>
     
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    Snakes !
    Just the sight makes me shiver
     
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  19. Commachio

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    one thing that don't bother me,
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Me too, you can run quicker than you can swim.
     
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