I was just thinking about things I've done to **** people over for whatever reason. What sort of things have you lot done to get back at people who are ****s. They could be your friends, family or just some random arsehole in the pub. I'll list a small number of things I've done: Pished in a lassies handbag in a busy pub Pished in a guys jacket pocket at a Cribs gig in Edinburgh Superglued the locks on my mates car (no central locking) Superglued my mate in his tent at T in the Park (classic, he had to burn his way out) Bootpolish all over the windscreen wipers of the neighbours car Posted a ****e to my mates ex-girlfriend (at his request)
ma mate tied me up when a was passed out, was ****in hard as **** to get out but the dumb bastard left me in his house. so when a woke up a put his mattress in the loft it was physically one of the hardest things av ever done. it was a double mattress that had to fit thro a 2 foot square hole. the best part is it manged to cover back over the opening so when a slid the hatch back it was hard as **** to get in the loft. a never told him where it was for a day so he slept on the couch for a night. he said gettin it back down was the hardest thing he's ever done and it was covered in glass wool
That's a ****ing cracker!!!!! When I was about 7 or 8 we were playing on a building site and one of my mates went for a ****e. He wiped his arse with glass wool. Dumb ****er was screaming like a stuck pig, had to go to the hospital for it.
Pissed through a letterbox Pissed on a window when the **** was in his living room with his family, broad daylight Ordered 10 taxis to a mates house at the same time as 2 pizzas, 2 different indians, a chinese, an italian and a thai
threw ****e on the orange walk from a high-rise in which I positioned myself - Lee Harvey Oswald like - for that very purpose...........................my mate on the grassy knoll got his **** kicked in
ma ****in mates done that to me. av still to get the **** back for that, same **** as the mattress story aswell. a told the mattress man that his mattress was down in the canal and he was ****in ragin. after a told him where it was and after he got it down he said he wishes a did thro it in the canal said he had to stop about 5 times incase he had a heart attack, bearin in mind this was on a sunday after a weekend bender.
I thought that mattress story was about me nev ya **** RL I was going to ****e in someones shoe, but they hadn't pissed me off enough to do it
why did u think it was about you? we froze JW Heron's rockports back in the day. filled them up with water and left them in the freezer. it was funny as ****.
I was kidding nev, because you said what I done happened to you My cousin had his shoes filled with water and frozen My brothers mate falls asleep every time he goes out drinking, so he fell asleep at our flat one night. We got chocolate spread and covered the arse of his boxers with it. He woke up after a few hours and was convinced he'd shat himself
At a party I put a lassies high-heel shoes in the microwave and turned it on. She went home barefoot. **** her she was a moaning **** anyway.
fallin asleep in a party involvin some of ma mates is criminal. if ur lucky u will get chocky dipped (ringpiece on nose) but more than likely ur losin some hair or eyebrows. its ****in ****e. a need to work in a ****in office ffs. its barred on holidays tho, thats just not cricket. mattress man is the worst culprit, infact a posted a video of him gettin his head set on fire a while back he deserved it
My mate Butters gets sleazed off all the time when he falls asleep. We painted him green like The Hulk. We painted him up like the Kiss demon Put a metal fire bucket on his head at T in the Park Tied him up and put him out the living room window Put a parcel shelf out a car, three case of beer and a chair on him while he was sleeping and took turns at "The bucking bronco" My mate did kick-flips with a skateboard on him while he slept Thing Butters has done to himself: Ironed a t-shirt while he was wearing it, burning his neck badly Fallen off a 20ft roof and snapped his ankle trying to break into our mates house Thrown his Prada jacket and new phone off the Union St bridge Chopped off the top of his thumb with a drill press offshore Gone back to a pub where he got jumped and wrecked the place by himself
the japanese wer warned about nagasaki and they still refused to surrender. talkin about the war, that moussilini was a ****in spastic. watched a program about him last night. idiotic bastard, we adolf used him like a dime store hooker
remember someone on 606 posted a "transfer story " about a japanese player coming to one of the old firm from J- league team " The Hiroshima Mushrooms " , genius , totally passed the mods by .
