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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Ignorant twats who don't move off having paid for their petrol/diesel. This is something I hadn't noticed until recently but its happened five times of late and all at the same Shell station. You pull in behind a vehicle, the driver comes out of the shop, gets in their motor...and sits there for five minutes pissing about with their mobile. It's normally young people. I give them thirty seconds before tooting the horn.. then get my cosh ready. Anyone else had this?
     
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    Cue: "I was at a Shell garage the other day when..." <laugh>
     
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    I've noticed this too and it ****ing annoys me.

    Another one is the bigger petrol stations with a shop and parking spaces. You still get people parking by a pump and then walking straight into the shop without filling up. They always seem to spend ages shopping too. Ignorant twats!!
     
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    Right, that's it, I'm gonna try it myself this morning and see how they like it. I will make sure it's someone aged under 30 behind me...ignorant twats <laugh><grr>
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    They'll be on their phone and won't notice!
     
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    <laugh> I will toot at the twats to get their attention <laugh>
     
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    that winds me right up as well !
     
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    I've only seen this in the last couple of years. When you toot at them to gently move them on, they don't even apologise...how can anyone be so ignorant ffs?
     
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    It is only ever youngsters . We will fill up and park outside the shop , less distance to walk for one thing . They must just be thick .
     
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    I genuinely think their is an art to being thick, it seems us lot on here aren't ignorant enough to pull this off. I'd fail miserably if I just sat there after filling up, I wouldn't feel comfortable knowing a queue was forming behind me.
     
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    I'm all for getting rid of the shops on petrol stations altogether. Just have a payment booth. Pissed me right off when people fill up then appear to do their weekly shop at the petrol station
     
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    People using their horns whilst stationery piss me off.

    Especially in petrol stations.
     
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    <laugh> See post 2 <whistle>
     
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    When collecting a takeout at McDonalds in the COLLECTION bay and they stay parked and eat in the bay. So others can’t then collect their food in the COLLECTION bays.
     
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    This particular Shell garage.now has a toilet and a Costa coffee machine installed inside. There is also a sign allowing for a maximum of 15 minutes stay else a £50 fine is heading your way...after filling up, taking a dump, waiting for your coffee to pour, and then paying...nicked, your time is up!
     
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    Mega annoying. Normally it's a blue or grey Renault Scenic with a camping box on top. Very annoying.
     
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    It’s even more frustrating when they do said park and chill in the last fuel bay. When they could have moved forward into the front one.

    Having said that you would just sit waiting getting angry while they do some Ticktok videos or snapchats.
     
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    Yes with a full family of kids all taking forever to eat.

    I **** you not the other day I seen one of these families doing this (staying in the collection bay) then they proceeded to go inside for a toilet break. While leaving their car in the collection bay.

    Argh!
     
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    Lazy bazzards <grr> <laugh> They probably have kids who ride bikes and dump them right outside of the local shop thus almost blocking your entry and forcing you to jump over them into the shop! Twats <grr>
     
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    People, in general, are thick, ignorant ****s.
     
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