Petrocelli, Cannon, Harry O......................

.....................by jiminy you get them all mentioned on here. Utter dreadful shows of course but the sort you think back on with misty eyes.

There was a film on last night called SOS Titanic, never seen it before but it had David Janseen in it. The film was dreadful although not as bad as the DiCrapio one from 1997.

The only decent film about The Titanic was the original one "A Night To Remember", probably made in the 40's I think (can't be bothered googling it).

But I digress, the only series from the 70's that still holds up today is probably The Rockford Files with the sadly missed James Garner, his lawyer Beth and Rockford's wonderful ex cellmate, Angel.

 

**** off you smelly old ****.

 

smelly ****s something you're not familiar with, knob jockey.

 

The titanic sinking was staged.

Huge insurance job.

 

That's because I've never slept with your ex-wife. Or daughter.

 

Not that I have ever been married but of course not, you only bed young boys, rancid ****terite.

 

I've missed you boys

 

Confirmed bachelor eh? Just like your hero, Cliff Richard. Do you also live with another man you call your Man Friday?

 

You don't have to be married to be married in essence. No, I live with various peopleoids at various times as is my wont.

You really are frightfully dim aren't you, sonny.

 

The only **** that mentions these shows is you ... You aulder than Dev ffs ?

 

True. Trouble is my long term memory is phenomenal, short term not so good.

Older than Dev? Give me a break. I'm 38 ffs.

 

Ah, half Devs age...

And he's half your height

 

^^^^

OAP's home.

 

aye stone ya fat tadger!?

 

Ok, so I am actually 42 years old.

Happy now, Mr Blobby?

 

Bastard, I was going to do that one.

 

And therein lies your problem Inspector.

Try and be inventive like wot I is.

 

What about McCloud? The cowboy detective who used to chase people around the streets of New York on horseback.

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Jesus, I'd forgotten about him!

Have you ever seen Dennis in the film "Duel", Spielbergs first film as director? Cracking film, a sort of road movie with a twist.

 

I only watch fern gully on repeat these days.

Can’t be arsed with anything else at the moment