PETA and SSPCA statements about Karagandy's sheep-slaying

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23852624

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...tion-after-Shakhter-Karagandy-kill-sheep.html

The best one has to be this, though:

One of those statements you could never imagine you'd hear.

 

One ewe haven't herd before?

 

Flock off!

 

Hitler will be spinning in his luxury Argentinian apartment

 

Too late, http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/couple-arrested-after-sheep-mutilated-5792099

 

You can't pull the wool over my eyes with that tale.

"A couple have been arrested after a sheep’s head was cut off and shown to local children in County Durham".

Could they not simply have shown the kids a whole sheep?

 

The shear nerve of it.

 

Maybe they just wanted to give the County Durham kids a head start in the butchery trade.