Pep and Jose in fight to manage mighty Manchester United

So Jose gets summoned by Roman's henchman however the meeting quickly turns into a farce as Jose makes his intentions clear to have his contract terminated as he "only ever wanted to return to England to manage Manchester United"... at which point the meeting is adjourned only for a statement by CFC to be released shortly after, backing down.

Meanwhile, over in Germany, upon hearing the news of the meeting and fearing the worst, that Jose might get the United job, suddenly Pep releases a statement stating he will release a further statement next week deciding his future at Bayern.

Jose, now hearing this is rumoured to have wept... and is said to be lining up another loss for Chavbus at the weekend.

Well well well nice of them to chase after us like this....but I'm not sure I want either tbh

 

Hope we get Rogers

 

I think we're currently getting rogered.

 

Is pep better than Jose as manager of United?

Is Jose a busted flush ?

For many here he is far too close in style to LVG isn't he?

 

I'm not sure I'd want mourinho after the farce he has overseen this season.

Though I'd be so happy to see the back of LVG I'd happily have him if we can't get pep

 

I have many doubts about Pep but I definitely wouldn't want Jose!

 

I was rather hoping you would stick with the turtle for a few years

 

Whos winning?

 

Aston Villa

 

Gooners, City, Chelsea and Utd all in for the one manager.

 

Pep's off to City, and your board didn't want Mourinho 3 seasons ago, so I doubt they will now, as he's damaged goods

Van Gaal will pass the baton to Giggs imo.

 

Group share

 

Which is why he's perfect. And why he will be our next manager.

Pep doesn't even know who City are. Nobody does.

 

Treble, I thanked your post until I read the last line. You want neither Jose nor Pep? You're insane!!!

I would jump at Jose right about right now! Can you imagine the visceral effect that would have? I think Jose is probably exactly what United need right now.

LET'S GO GET JOSE!!!

 

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Trust me, it ain't as confusing as Sideshow Bob.

If Pep is indeed going to City as the media has reported it, I absolutely think that it is possible Jose would end up at United. We all know he dreams about this everyday.

 

Pep may not come to United, but if he was to go to City or Chelsea or PSG he'd be a prize c*nt. For this reason I hold out some faith in the true spirit of the game prevailing, and this in my mind puts us in the best position.

I couldnt give a toss if Jose wants to come tbh. The trouble he'd cause, the long term damage to the club and the disrepute he'd bring is just not worth any short term success.

 

Just admit you prefer football with more flair and style

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I cant understand why anyone wouldn't

 

am not sure why people think Pep is better than Jose
is current Bayern better than the previous one? am not sure
for me despite the season meltdown .. people seem to forget how jose easily landed them the title last season .. he has been proven at every club .. he like to manage UTD unlike Pep.. so overall I will be more than happy to see him managing us instead of LVG