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People stopping you in the street

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Was walking down the road there from Fortwilliam Off Licence and some girl in her 20s, full tracksuit on and hair pulled tight back in a Belfast Facelift, stopped me and asked me for a tin of beer. Gave her a tin but thought it ****ing weird.

    Also crossed my mind to ask her back to my flat and then ride her but someone stopping a stranger and asking for a beer would probably not be big on hygene.

    Life is a lottery folks.
     
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  2. Jamrag

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    coulda face ****ed her.
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You gave a stranger a beer? Suicide is your only option.
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I know. Sorta thinking about going back out for a walk here.

    Had one of them hard don't **** with me faces though.
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I am a gentleman.
     
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  6. Mick

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    Hmmm, what age was she, would ye?
     
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  7. RebelBhoy

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    I have heard about this.

    It is the new Guerilla Jehovahs witness honey trap.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You were scared of her more like <laugh>
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    She wasn't bad looking Mick. Mid 20s. Tight looking body but a real North Belfast gub on her. The type you wouldn't be a pound short on your house keep for.

    Kicking myself a wee bit here although any bird tapping you for a tin must be a ****ing stinker <laugh>
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    One day I was walkin by, wit a Walkman on, when I caught a guy give me an awkward eye (What you lookin at?)
    And strangled him off in the parkin lot, wit his Karl Kani
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The Johovahs Belfast base is round the corner from me. (beside the Maxol Mick) You wanna check out the girls that go in and out of it. Smashing and done up to the nines.
     
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  12. Medro

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    I came out of the offies in fountain street before around 1pm and there were two tramps sitting on the bench right outside.

    One of them darted over to me begging for a drink.

    As I told him "No chance" he called me a "cheap bastard" <laugh>
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Sounds reasonable Hash <ok>
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    'At's my Da ya dick <grr>
     
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  15. Medro

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    BBC1 Ciaran, big Nolan's show is gonna be madness
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Stripped off with two boilers in Newcastle city centre when I was pissed and couldn't rise to the occasion. Boilers were laughing.
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Really really can't stand the fat bastard Meds. Few mates telling me the punishment shooting one last week was good but I hate Nolan.
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Just stuck it on Meds. Text in, should Sean Brady resign?

    Na, lifted pronto.
     
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  19. Mick

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    Who cares if Brady resigns, church is for grannies and guilt ridden gay people.
     
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  20. RebelBhoy

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    and weddings.
     
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