People I want in a band

You have to create a Not606 supergroup. Who gets in and what is their role in the band?

 

I can play the piano! Aw, wait, I can't.

 

I'm pretty sure Beale can play bass guitar.

 

Beale - Bongos
Trev - Synth
Jiffy - Bez of the band wi' maracas an' eccies
Beale's da - other set of bongos
Venom - Sound engineer
Tina - Number 1 gangbang groupie
Dev - Manager

Basically, we're a synth and bongos band

 

Gambol on the right handed tambourine.

 

I can play the hydraulophone. I find it's helpful to keep water close to hand in case my face spontaneously combusts for no reason again

 

I have no musical ability but would make excellent eye-candy for the chicks.

 

Trev- Flute
Tina-Crumpet Horn
Ed-Fiddle
Gambol-Triangle

 

Lead singer. If Ian Brown can do it, then so can this excellent kisser

 

The best trick the devil ever pulled wasn't convincing people he doesn't exist but it was actually when he convinced everyone that Ian Brown was a credible front man.

 

I already play bass in a band but I'm up for a bit of Management and backing vocals.

 

Hash ... lead vocals (first dibs on birds and drugs)

Monaco ... vuvuzela

Barrie ... Rusty trombone

the band would be called ... one pape, two huns

and wed be an eclectic mix of the prodigy and johnny cash

 

First I've heard about you being a black man Dev.

 

Gambol lead vocals - always good to have a lush as frontman
Beale bass guitar - Venom said he thinks he can play
Dev lead guitar - I think he said he plays
Monaco - drums no clue whether he can play or not but he'll get the hump if he's not selected
Tina - lead vocals with gambol as the arguments would be funny
Hash - the bloke who dances like a loony a la Bez.

 

I'm trying hard to be Black, I have a bunnet which is slightly askew and a soul patch.

Photos to follow

 

ftfy

 

Beale on the triangle. Dont need to do much just stand on De stage and ting

 

This is about the coolest looking bass around: Needless to say I have one.

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I see youve poached Gerry and I for your band but left poor Barrie behind. He will not like this but its dog eat dog in the industry.

p.s. how come youre not in your own band ?