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Off Topic People called Malcolm.

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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Why are they all twats?

    Malcolm McDonald - alky mag twat.
    Malcolm X - whitie hating racist twat.
    Malcolm Allison - womanising alky.
    My cousin Malcolm - lazy **** that's never grafted in his life.
    Malcolm McClaren - greedy ****.
    Malcolm Muggeridge - arsehole.

    Any more or any good Malcolms?
     
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  2. its been fun thanks :)

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    Dr. John
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Dec 2, 2015
  3. MrRAWhite

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    I went to school with a lad called Malcolm Hassan and he was a cracking lad..
     
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    Lot of time for Malcolm Crosby.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    There's a top lad on here called Malcolm. And Billy you have spoke to him for years.

    But apart fr him. Nopw cant think of any. Then again i cant remember anyone named Gregory.
     
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    Malcolm McDowell... Fantastic actor!

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Stalin had an elder brother called Malcolm who was a welder.......... he was Elder the welder.

    True that is.
     
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  8. Billy Death

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    A very good mix of Malclom's.
    Of course this was a slightly pissed, very bored thread. <ok>
     
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    Malcolm Rifkind - Scottish Toff Tory T w a t !!!!

    Bart
     
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  10. Charley Farley

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    About 15 years ago I had a boss called Malcolm.
     
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    I've got an Uncle Malcolm and true to form... He is a bellend !!

    Billy.... The plot thickens !!!!
     
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  12. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Not a common name
    Can't think of any dickhead Malcolm's
    You got me thinking now
    <bubbly>
     
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    Theres a Malcolm who lives in Annfield Plain who I have never seen sober. Her used to walk past my old house at 8 every morning straight to the off license. He's one of those awful drunks who you want to avoid talking to on a night out. One of those who just slavvers in your ear and talks bollocks. Only Malcolm I know.
     
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    I remember a Malcolm in my junior school - a troubled lad who regularly pooped his pants in class, his nickname was lumpy...he ensured his classmates was never late for lessons as no kid ever wanted to sit near him...
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    What about Stan's?
    Stan Collymore
    Stan Laurel
    Stanley Baxter.
    A few bell ends there.
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    <laugh>, classic. <ok>
     
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    Accrington Stanley mind Stanley Baker was canny in Zulu
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    Who the **** are they?
     
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    They are a famous football team look
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    <ok> Wonder what happened to that kid.
    Maybe it was a young Stevie Gerrard, lol.
     
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