People Call Brucie But

If it was not for people like me and Steve, yes we do share this, I can tell you, fact, no bullshit.


Jacamo would go bust.

So stick that in your pipe.



They cant argue with that Doreen, ****ing told them, pardon, no 3 slices will do and two eggs please

 

Johnny Vegas would probably make a better job of the team as well. Lol

 

Which one are you syd? The fat one with the dark hair, the fat one who looks embarrassed to be there or the other fat one?
Just a thought for people of a larger disposition lose some ****ing weight you lard arses.

 

And to you skinny bastards - eat some food!

 

Just had my lettuce leaf for the day mate so eating is not a problem, you having a pie?

 

Proper food. A pie? One?

 

Just the one mate you must be a lightweight, it's the curries and kebabs that done for me mind you at 15 stone I'm about right for my height of 7'2".

 

I ought to be 14' 6", believe me!

 

Lads, lads, please ... can we not have lettuce pies?

 

Fat chance of that happening though eh!..

 

I see what you did there

 

Maybe if a few beers is better than coke???????????

 

Is Bramble invited then?

 

coming by taxi

 

I'm not happy about this but because of this thread I have the mika song 'big girls you are beautiful' stuck in my head.

Thanks Syd.