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Pensioner gets lost on M25

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  1. GroveRanger

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    Dennis Leighton, 82, was eventually found by police still at the wheel of his silver estate after worried family members reported him missing.

    The retired carpenter had set off from his home in Windsor, Berks., to see his daughter Hazel, 55-miles away in Swanley, Kent.

    But after getting “a little lost”, what should have been a straightforward, hour-long drive instead became a two-day journey. Officers eventually found him still in his Vauxhall Astra in south London.

    A police source said yesterday: “He had been driving around the south of the country, predominately on the M25 motorway but had also gone onto some A roads in the area.

    “He had stopped to catch up on some much needed sleep - we think in a motorway service area, before setting off again.


    Officers found him in his Vauxhall Astra in South London - Blimey, and it still had all the wheels on it?! Ah, the power of Werther's Originals, who needs a SatNav?
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    A good example of the benefits of euthanasia.
     
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    It's a wonder his car didn't run out of petrol.
     
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  4. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    Load of bollox - he was probably with a couple of Polish brasses all night and couldn't face telling his daughter <ok>
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    TC, what does you signature say, which I pressume is Russian?
     
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  6. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    [video=youtube;z33tH-JdPDg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z33tH-JdPDg[/video]
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hahaha, for ****'s sake, I certainly didn't expect that to be your answer!
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    this thread should be deleted, ****ing agist bastards, is this the Sunderland board, think I may be lost.
     
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  9. nufc4life

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    I heard this bollocks months ago is it the same guy ??
     
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  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Don't worry old syd. Now about that porch roof, I think I'm gonna have to rip the whole thing off and put a new one on. I'll need three grand up front for materials, so I will.
     
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  12. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I cant get out, if I give you my card and pin number will that be OK
     
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  13. nufc4life

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    Ha ha ha
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Is that in an Irish accent <grr>
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Best give me your post office book too <ok>
     
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  16. nufc4life

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    Cash up front il throw in a dag
     
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  17. MrWright!

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    This is years old.

    he was probably irish
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Do ye like dags?
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    It isn't <ok>
     
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