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Penguin Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Chancer, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. Chancer

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    What did the penguin cop shout at the snowman robber?







    Freeze <laugh>

    <cracker>
     
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    Chancer, Oct 18, 2011
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    I thought I shagged a penguin once...

    Turned out it was a midget nun!
     
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  3. Robby202

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    Why don't Elephants eat Penguins?

    They can't get the silver wrappers off. <laugh>
     
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    Penguin walks into Boots and asks for some 'Sex-Lax'. "Sex-Lax the shopkeeper said" Yes said the Penguin. The shopkeeper said "Don't you mean Ex-Lax" The Penguin say's "No I'm alright going"

    <rofl>
     
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  5. alwaysright

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    What can you get if you take a gun away from penguins ?






























    Penis ..... ( there are other permutations )
     
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  6. RinoGattuso

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    Whats black, white, black, white, black, white and red at the bottom?



    A penguin rolling down a hill with nappy rash.
     
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    RinoGattuso, Oct 18, 2011

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