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Pele dead jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., Nov 27, 2014.

  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Mick asked me to post this.

    fill yer boots.
     
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    Tina., Nov 27, 2014
  2. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    He has only got a dose of chlamydia yacontcha!
     
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    Tiddler, Nov 27, 2014
  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Did you hear about the epileptic Roman general?

    His name was Julius Seizure.

    <rofl><rofl><rofl><ok>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 27, 2014
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    What does yacontcha even mean?
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    It's olde english for GIRFUY
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 27, 2014
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    Cheers buddy.

    I enjoyed the roman general gag <ok>
     
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  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Was wondering why their was no positive rep for it.

    My jokes are tend to suit a "thinking man" of which, you are one, Mr Beale.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 27, 2014
  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Stiffy
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 27, 2014
  9. Mick O'Toon

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    Sorry didn't hit button or whatever but told it in pub earlier<cheers>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Nov 27, 2014
  10. Shawswood

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    Wasn't he an Epilemperor?
     
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    Shawswood, Nov 27, 2014

  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    His spokesman's saying that he's fine and they expect him to be released from hospital in the next few days.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Nov 27, 2014
  12. Shameless

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    His doctor recommended for a cure, he devoured his own daughter ...

    So he was glad-he-ate-her
     
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