I've had it up to here [I'm pointing up high] with SyCo and his stupid team selections. After refusing to pick Beckham after he single handedly wooed the world to ensure that London won the games, he goes and selects the most bizarre variety of misfits who get ghaped by a bunch of Rio-based beach tramps, more adapt at picking the pockets of the rich and famous of Brazil than playing the game that us Brits invented!! We can still win gold at 2012, but not with Stuart Pearce as coach. Time to bring in Beckham as player/coach.
If it's going to happen they need to move fast, by making Beckham "Director of Football" on Monday. Pearce can be told on Tuesday that the appointment is nothing for him to worry about. On Wednesday Beckham would make a statement saying he is honoured to work behind the scenes while Pearce controls the team selection. Bellamy will have a training 'accident' on Thursday. On Friday Bellamy will reveal he was carrying this injury all along, with the full knowledge of Pearce, who will fall on his sword on Saturday. On Sunday the Olympic committee say they will make an announcement on the new manager and replacement player ASAP. On Monday they will deny rumours that Beckham is to be appointed to both roles. On Tuesday David Beckham will be officially unveiled as Team GB's Player/Manager, just in time for their opening group fixture on Wednesday
