i was told a story not so long ago the original paul mccartney had died before the beatles became big on penny lane hense the song is this true or is it a an old wifes tale?
Anyway, why would anyone with any self respect, pull his face so tight that be becomes bloody ugly? Vanity gone mad.
McCartney could have had his pick of the world's best fanny (like Stewart and Jagger) but got married to horrors like Linda and Heather Mills. Even his current missus looks like a horse.
On the cover of Abbey Road his arms and legs are not in sync proving that he was abducted by aliens and replaced by an evil replicant who's sole purpose was to cast a plague of middle of the road drivel on the world. If you don't believe me all I can say is Mull of Kuntire, The Frog Chorus and Ebony & Ivory. Proof if any were needed.
Linda made him give up proper sausages too. Sorry, that was insensitive. I forgot about your eating disorder.
If you want to eat bags of minced trotter, ears, snout and brain then I'm not going to try and stop you.
Yes it's true. I remember seeing them live before they were famous and Paul McCartney was actually black. He died in a mining incident I was told. Look up Paul McCartney slavery mine death on google
