Paul Gasgoine will be dead before 2012...

FACT

 

It all depends on whether or not the pope puts a curse on him like he did to Hitchens

 

I concur.

He shakes like a ****ting chihuahua.

 

Maybe not. I hope the bloke makes real fist of his rehabilitation. The man had a will of iron on the pitch, if he can apply that same strength to his recovery, he may pull through this. Man I hope he makes it.

I don't know if things have become worse since this piece, but I hope not.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/07/paul-gascoigne-alive-kicking

 

They have, he will die of pneumonia

 

The drinking We were due to play Sunderland on 12 January 2002. That night I drank three and a half bottles of wine, took 11 sleeping tablets, woke up at 6am with the shakes, took a couple more tablets, finished off the wine, fell back asleep, woke up again at 9am, had a treble brandy, another sleeping tablet, a smoke and went to the game. I was in a terrible state, so I had another treble brandy, took another tablet and went out and played a blinder. Afterwards, I went home and fell asleep. Next morning I asked Jimmy ["Five Bellies", pictured below] how I had done. "Look at the table," he said, pointing to a bottle of champagne. "You won man of the match."


Sounds like me when I used to play Sunday morning football

Quality read BTW

 

Jacko liked his sleeping tablets

 

Paul Gasgoine will be dead before 2012...




Don't put this on the Newcastle board

mopes.com

 

I went to Paddy Power and they refused to take my bet on it..

 

"They have, he will die of pneumonia."

Doesn't sound too good. Finger's crossed for the bloke.

 

Should the inevitable happen I'm looking forward to the joke threads. This could make the Gary Speed fall out look like a minor hiccup.

 

another sad post made of the usual bullshit

 

Just another post for you then ain't it.

 

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drink and drugs have done nothing for his skin. he looks 20 years older than he is.

 

Dead by 2012?

Nonsense.


I reckon he'll make it to at least 10 O'Clock <getscoat>

 

F*****g lightweight. He slept the night before.

 

Can't wait till he's deid. Ex Newcastle, Spurs and Rangers player.

Gonna be a great laugh.

 

I have written a whole bit on the Gaza strip,a whole play on words about the place in Israel.........

 

****s a legend, ex Rangers player and Alcoholic - the sort of traits i look for in a role model