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Paul Daniels DEAD

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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <peacedove>

    As I grew up over late 20 years ago, Daniels was a popular entertainer and was one of the only Entertainers not snared up in Yewtree allegations.

    This also means that the lovely Debbie McGhee is back on the market :grin:

    Like it? Not a lot.

    GBSP
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    He'll trick his way past St. Peter no problem.
     
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    he'll no doubt get outed for fiddling in a few years and the lyt will be able to go and desecrate the grave.

    rip <rose>
     
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  4. User Deleted

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    ^^ not worth my while making this comment i see.
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <applause>
     
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  6. Patience

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    @Scan Always worth your while, General Scan
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    There will be a separate service for his wig.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    There will be hell toupée for this gag
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 17, 2016
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Supposedly he died from an STD.

    He was suffering badly from genital hairpiece.
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    To be fair, his death did make many folks syrup and take notice.
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Something about putting midgets in a small box with Yes Paul as the punchline.
     
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    He was brilliant in Quadrophenia
     
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  14. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Mibbe in the mid-90s, a very definite ah wid

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    But now????? ah widnea

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  15. GroveRanger

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    I think this is a well rehearsed illusion and after the coffin has been laid in the ground Daniels will pop up from behind a gravestone to suprise all the onlookers.

    If they decide to cremate him instead then he will be properly f*cked.

    Saw him in Barbados. True story, just saying.
     
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    Well, he ain't escaping from that box.
     
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    There are holes cut in the coffin where his little feet and head pop out .
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    Now that's tragic.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    True story

    I recall seeing Paul Daniels a few years back.

    He was doing his stuff but was constantly being heckled by some loudmouth in the audience, (no, not me) Paul eventually cracked and invited the guy onto the stage to see if he could do any better and to be fair to the guy he did exactly that.

    The guy asked for a chair and 4 pieces of rope and said he would need Debbie to assist, Daniels agreed.

    The guy proceeded to bend Debbie over the chair and tied her hands and wrists to said chair. He then pulled her knickers to one side and slipped her a length.

    Daniels was outraged and shouted "that's not a trick".

    "No" said the guy "But it is ****ing magic"
     
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    That's rape!

    Did anyone call the police?
     
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