Off Topic Elfsborg the horny little midget thread

Dutch? What have the Dutch ever done for us?.... Other than William of Orange?

 

I do big bum. Tapping away on here amuses the weirdos.

 

Not into porn big bum.

 

Each mans porn is different, you get wet on the back of Hi-de-Hi reruns and countdown , nothing to be ashamed of , we all need to get rid of our loads somehow

 

Any contributions that are vaguely football-related would also be welcome

 

Was just replying to his post , I am going tonight so will sure to be waxing lyrically about how amazing the whole experience was

 

Don't get me wrong - any abuse of Elfs is also very welcome

 

Welcome and encouraged

 

No no. Lot's of us come on to chat about the footie, not to disparage Elfs. You lot had all summer to do that when there was literally nothing happening on or off the pitch. We are now on a winning run with a home game tonight. Let's leave the porn on the top shelf and talk sport.

 

I'm going tonight as well.

 

......to get my backlog of programmes.

 

Apologist.

 

Why don’t you go to the game tonight, as you are down there ...

 

F*** that.

 

Going back to thread title have you been banned or as normal not pressing the right buttons? ( Mrs elf told me that)

 

Nope, a definite ban.

Ivor must have got a mountain of pm's as the posts dried up to one a day.

 

Members of 606 may wish to know that I have been contacted by the Mod of another Charlton forum today, asking for permission for @baraettmattesvensson to defect back to that forum

I think its highly unlikely - we all know Elfs is a man of principle, who said he would never post on Cardigan Life again

 

I do not recall those last words.

In August the Elf and Charlton Life parted on very amicable terms with the door being left ajar for a return.

Unlike PL54, BexleyBoy and SeriouslyRidiculous, who have all panned Charlton Life, or it's members, I have not resorted to this as I neither need to, or want to.

It is a very successful and popular message board, the numbers suggest this.

Talking of principals, our Moderator Mr van Gerwen has still not paid his debt. I always judge somebody on how they conduct their financial affairs, needless to say I do not think much of the bald headed prick.

 

Abusing the Global Moderator (yellow card, BTW) won’t disguise your shocking lack of principles

As for paying debts ...you still haven’t paid me for your Accrington away ticket you tight midget bastard - as witnessed on the day in question by @Clb74

Defecting back to CL will be the Seed of your demise.