"I'm lower than I've probably been for a long, long time." I bloody hope so too Mr Jewell, cos I know how low I feel !!!
leadbitter is not a lemon - I quite like them. I think he's more like that unidentifyable piece of food that falls down the side of a cupboard, falls to the bottom of the fridge and you dont find it until 6 months later when its rancid, useless, mouldy, fur ridden and makes you gag even thinking about moving it.