From the OS... Somehow they neglected to mention for Internacional they've been dicking us around for 18 months over Leandro...
The situation with Simon Dawkins is an unusual one. He was released by us a few seasons ago basically because he was bloody useless. He got himself injured and was out of the game for a while but asked Clive Allen if he could come back and train with us to get himself back to full fitness. Next thing, he's signed on a non-contract basis and making up the numbers in our fringe squad side as a midfielder, having previously been a forward. Then he gets a new full contract with us and immediately gets sent away on loan to San Jose Earthquakes !!!
I think we should get all the people that must have been involved in "partner watch", sit them down and explain that the transfer window is open and we need all hands to the pump to find NEW STRIKER.
**** - I totally misunderstood the thread. Thought someone was offering some private eye surveillance on the Missus!!
I thought this was going to be Levy's warning to our players regarding the lustful antics of John "iron my hood, bitch!" Terry, ahead of the new season.
Hey, notso! Hear the one about the blond Essex wag who bought a couple of puppies and called them Rolex and Cartier? When a fellow wag commented that these were unusual names for dogs, she said: "HELLO! They are going to be watch dogs!"
What is pub watch? That sounds intriguing. Also, what is badger watch? Sounds less intriguing. Is it rude?
The old bill run Pub Watch - bit like a licensees Neighbourhood Watch - they let other locals know when troublesome punters turn up. Think you're confusing Badger Watch with Beaver Watch......
I had to give that a Sekonda read hiag!, I Guess thats one of your better gags! I think all these watch puns are getting a bit Longines the tooth!
As I keep asking, why are we partnered with SuperSport? We're not the most-supported Premier League team in South Africa, our annual South African mini-tournament does nothing for us, and we've been lumbered with Khumalo. I thought it was some bizarre typo saying that Yokohama played in the HK league, but then checked - Yokohama FC bought the league membership of a club that in their four year existence was named Fourway Athletics, Fourway Rangers (after a merger), Biu Chun Rangers and now Yokohama FC Hong Kong. Last time the Japanese wanted to take over China, they used a more direct route...
Wouldn't have minded, but I had actually been the one that hijacked HBIC 's original (serious) thread..... Sorry Croydon!!
It would be serious if... a.) Internacional weren't dicking us around over Leandro b.) We got anything from SuperSport c.) Japanese clubs couldn't buy a place in the Hong Kong league
But you know I'm The Threadjacker! ...if you'd just like to give me your bank details so you can claim your monies from the Nigerian lottery!
