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Parmesan Cheese

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Smells like smegma
     
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    GroveRanger, Jan 18, 2016
  2. Toby

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    Go see a doctor <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jan 18, 2016
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I like Parmesan cheese on certain meals, but I find it spoils other meals, whereas the humble Lea & Perrins sauce makes almost all meals taste better.
     
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    monacoger, Jan 18, 2016
  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The Lidl one is excellent.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jan 18, 2016
  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    And ask him to sniff my nob? Not after the last fiasco I won't.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jan 18, 2016
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Smelly cheese of any kind is the baws <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 18, 2016
  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I don't get smegma as I have no foreskin :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 18, 2016
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Aye. Blue cheese <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 18, 2016
  9. Null

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    Aye you Jew ...
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

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    Punched lasagna?
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It actually smells like spew. Essential on most pasta dishes though. Parmazan, not spew.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Cheesy thread
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 18, 2016
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Doesn't tend to work on desserts.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 18, 2016
  14. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Just because you have no foreskin does not stop you from having smegma. It just rubs onto your panties/budgie smugglers, and it is not Lea & Perrins sauce, IT'S WORCESTER SAUCE.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jan 18, 2016
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    This bloke walks into a shop and asks for brown sauce,shopkeeper says "HP" and he says "no I'll pay for it now"
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 18, 2016
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  16. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Bloke waddles up to the ice cream van, says "large cornet," Dude says "crushed nut's". Nah, "lumbago," came the reply.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jan 19, 2016
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