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Pardew is doing his best to keep Enrique.

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  1. Masanari

    Masanari Active Member

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    It appears that Alan Pardew is pulling out all the stops to keep Enrique.

    Personally I think Pardew should get Cabaye on it, how could Enrique resist?
     
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  2. Amnesiac

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    With Cabaye and Jose still here, we have by far the prettiest squad, how could the girls and AH resist coming to watch us?
     
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    One smile from Cabaye and his heart will melt, only problem is he'l then pass to no one but Cabaye and the Jonas Jose combination down the left will be gone.
     
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    agree get cabaye to wine and dine him he'll sign within 2 mins <ok>
     
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  5. The Secret Ingredient

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    we have sammi and raylor to counter the handsomeness of jose and cabaye
     
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    I hope Pards pulls out all the stops to keep Jose here, it'll make a massive difference to the team if he does stay.
     
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  7. Oh Titus She Said No

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    I think he might get him to stay. Call me optimistic but i think this will be our best bit of news of the transfer window/season.
     
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    Anyone else think that sounds like there's a homosexual undertone to their relationship? Or have I just been talking to AH too much?
     
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  10. The Secret Ingredient

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    cue the Mick McCarthy youtube vid
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Poor old AH, and not here to defend himself either.
     
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  13. Toon_Tiger

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    When i hear someone is trying their best to keep a player i just think that it means any inevitable transfer is delayed until the last minute aka deadline day where nothing more can be done and the player moves on resulting in a panic buy or nobody at all to replace. imo he clearly wants to leave.. lets not try to drag this out too long and end up shooting ourselves in the foot :(
     
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  14. Andmcit

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    Are you suggesting maybe it's because Pardew keeps looking at Jose and smiling,
    that's the reason the Spaniard wants to leave asap - it's not a footballing motive!?

    And this 'liking' for Mr Cabaye is starting to get scary...

    try cooling down a bit - maybe this will dampen your ardour:

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    lol
     
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  15. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    the way the shirt sticks to him
     
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  16. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    and those shorts hugging those thighs
     
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  17. Colly NUFC

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    And he's all moist.
     
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  18. Andmcit

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    lol no hope for you guys! Here's some more...

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  19. AH

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    Sounds quite perverted...


    Puts all the Liverpool rumours to bed then, if there's been no bids?

    C'mon Jose mate. Do the right thing. Stay!!
     
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  20. Smudger

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    Basically the wet picture has intensified the love for Cabaye. Our ever expanding gay group must be beside themselves.
     
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