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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He’s got the Mackems proper Fewmin on social media. :)
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> says the 'mackem' on a Newcastle thread at 6.57 on a Saturday morning <laugh>
     
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    Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. :smiley-finger007:
     
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    To be honest when I want to learn about all things Sunderland, this is my first port of call.
     
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    Good news is for you lot.. Bradford is nearly a full house now.

    The adults for a fiver kids for free deal is getting bums on seats clearly.

    Hopefully those bums retain their pants throughout the game though mate and there are no curlers going in at the top of the stands.
     
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    You know it has been fully well established that the culprit took a wee wee. Either that or he put the evidence in his pocket before the authorities arrived. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    So are you saying it’s common for Mackem ‘men’ to sit down for wees? <confused>
     
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    Aye, if you're already sitting down. He's hardly gonna stand up and shoot his piss over the person sitting in front of hims shoulder. Nowt wrong with a sitty down piss occasionally anyway. Just nice to take your time, relax, and make sure the bladders empty whilst replying to town supporters on here. :grin:
     
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    I heard he got rid of the evidence by wrapping a Sunderland shirt round it and throwing it onto the pitch.

    Poor lad, nobody noticed until the turd was named MOTM.
     
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    Total bollix. I tried a sitty down piss when stuck
    <laugh>
     
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