Off Topic PANCAKE DAY

Pancake Day already, that "creped" up on me! Come on then, how many tossers on here today?

It’s Shrove Tuesday which means pancakes a plenty. Let’s have your best pancake puns below. I can’t think of one so I’m sure you can do batter than me!

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Crepe thread.

 

Just the usual suspects.

 

Others like pan cake day. It’s always a bit flat to me.

 

I never could toss a pancake.....I guess that makes me a 'flip-flop'?

 

You need battering for that one Ric ! Keep trying and you will flower, I’ll egg you on. Don’t milk it.

 

Not to sugar coat pancake day, but it's a bit of a lemon compared to Christmas day.

 

You sure about that treacle?

 

This thread could fall flat on someone's face with the state of some of the tossers on here...

 

Batter today and it's a toss up if we are battered at Wigan tomorrow.

 

There's a tosser at The KCOM!

 

Eggsactly and he's milking it in interest payments.

 

**** pancakes. I'm having rocky road.

 

You snuck that one in syrup-titiously. You from Maplethorpe ?

 

I’m having them savoury, with meat, mash and veg in them, then rolled, sprinkled with cheese and toasted for a few minutes. Also as a sweet with strawberries and ice cream, rolled, sprinkled with grated chocolate and dusted with a little caster sugar. I use to date a beautiful lady from Poland, she showed me a few ways of using pancakes. Yanks know ****all....

 

We're all having curry sauce on our pancakes, right?

 

Surely it is the only place for curry sauce isn't it? No-one wouldn't have curry sauce on anything else would they? (puts tin hat on.)

 

You fishing for a response?

 

Clearly got a chip on his shoulder today.

 

I couldn’t give a toss about pancakes.