Palma

You're not so bad yourself buddy. An oul wash, shave and clean clothes and nobody would know you were offering sex for bottles of wine

 

Hahaha, you cheeky ****! On that bright note, i am offski to le boozer.

 

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Ballynacree?

 

Not as many as you would think, and of those who do, they ****in hate brits. Mainly due to the carnage in the likes of magaluf down the road.

If you make an attempt to speak Spanish, even if you are ****e at it, they tend to speak to you in english. Ask in english and you just get the classic old "que?" look.