Palma

Any **** been recently? Have just been offered a job there, but I have only been to the airport on my way to the north of the island and that was about 20 years ago. Is it any good, or is it full of scumfucks?

 

I've never been to Germany so not sure.

Google it on the interwebby.

 

Not sure if I know how to do that. Maybe you could do it and tell me your findings?

 

Stayed there for about 4 months about 9 years ago. I loved it, and had a great time. As long as you can speak the lingo, it's a great place.

 

I will try and get back to you. May take a while though.

 

Surely most of the locals speak English?

 

Palma is good monaco

none of the magaluf young team or the likes ever venture through. It's quite posh compared to all those ****ey resorts.

home of the best brothel I've ever been to

(that's the only reason I ended up there)

 

**** it, I think I might take the job!

 

I speak a little Spanish...........tengo diarhorhee y no hay papel hiquinico, se peude usar la cubricama por favor?

 

i've just registered a new account called palmager just to **** you off monaco, incase you try changing your name.
ps <theydonttakekindlytowinos>

 

We're going to foil your cunning plan by changing our team's name over the summer.

 

Can I be Football Manager?

 

Where the **** have you been you stoned old ****? By the way, do you know a place called, BallyCollins or something like that?

 

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Hmm, to 'a bunch of pricks' ?

you'ld be perfect to manage a bunch of pricks

You just made that up didn't ya ... ballycotton though is a great fishing spot <theydontlikewinoseither>

 

It might have been Ballincally, or Ballincallig or some daft ****ing name. Anyway, I was in a pub in Nice on saturday night and their rugby team was there and thought you or one of the other resident fenians might have known the ****s.

 

Ballincollig ?? It's about 4 miles from me, they're all ****s we used to go to Ballincollig and fight the locals every weekend <ahthegoodolddays>

 

I wasn't really speaking to them, but one of the bar men is from there, so he was saying where they were from. Just your typical rugby lads, dressed in womens clothes and handcuffed to one another with gimp masks on. I take it, they kicked the **** out of you, they were big ****s, although some of them just fat ****s.

 

no we used to pick on the chess players coming out of the library , we left the rugby boys alone they were brain damaged enough

 

Always thought you were a good **** that way.