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PALACE HEADLINE GAME

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Feb 11, 2015.

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And the Best Headline is?

Poll closed Feb 17, 2015.
  1. Anybody's Takeaway - Will the Commie win

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  2. Rolo - prefer Mars bars and it tastes the same

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  3. TC - current champion

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  4. Less Than - no rule bending please

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  5. The Man from the Middle borough - coming out in the smog

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  6. The Hair do - seriously Howey.

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  7. The Spy from the East- it's a Jak attack

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  8. Oh Be One - Gay Lord

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  9. Dwarf Man - smegggggggggggg

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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Just when you thought we wouldn't get a point, just when you see Pards after match interview where he cries and claims to miss working with Ashley, just when the STOKE Headline game reaches it's exciting climax, here we go again. Excitement upon excitement. So whilst we decide who will carry the mantle of champion headline writer following the Stoke game once more pride is at stake and no money prizes are there for the winner, just glory, fame and public acclaim.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 7.30pm Friday 16/2/15
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Carver blunted by Pardew's Palace party poopers
     
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  3. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Pardew 1, Carver 1, Football 0.
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    Cisse makes point of starting to Pards
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    We Miss You Sir Alan - Please Come Back!! <wah><wah><wah>

    Hmmm....that one might struggle for votes......


    so how about...


    No Gongs For John or Alan As Honours Are Shared Out At The Palace
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Carver makes his point by taking a royal **** at the Palace.
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Pardew Pounces as Carver's Cock Crumbles.
     
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  8. JakartaToon

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    Only Colo gets a bonus as boredom reigns at the Palace
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Pardew's Palace pinch point in piss poor performance.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    A british army reference, you might just sneak my vote for that subtle effort
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Just a reminder to any who may be interested that time for submissions is fast running out.
     
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  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Toon Bore Draw in Crystal Maze
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Here we go again. Excitement abounds, the crowd erupts, the TV presenter goes apples. It's voting time and failure to vote will bring the wrath of the JPF Rules down upon the offenders.

    Rules

    1. One vote per person
    2. You cannot vote for yourself
    3. Top 3 at end of poll go into deciding poll.
    4. If no rule applies then JPF Rule 46 applies.

    Let the voting commence
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Just a quick question, based on current voting, are there certain 'gamesmaster exemptions' to rule number 2?
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Damn, you noticed !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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