Limerick? There once was a Paddy called Med His ramblings not right in the head Time after time He posted on-line Bigoted in all that he said.
There once was a Geordie called Mag, Who sold his arse to a ***, When his poor wife found out, She cared about nowt, & did a speed and ended up in a bag.
There once was a team called the Huns Who fancied being Europe's big guns But the cripple was frauding The *****s applauding And all of their fans weigh tonnes.