It's amazing to think that Stoke are paying Owen a tidy sum each week just to hone his TV punditry skills, which IMO seriously do need honing! Still, on a day like today, it must be much warmer sitting in a TV studio than on a cold bench at Craven Cottage.
I here that Owen has also re-docorated his Mansion whilst he's not ( Stoke fit ) He had to use step ladders to paint the skirting boards!