Our Survey Said

A recent survey in Britain found that people that were miserable were more likely to live longer than happy shiny people.

Christ, that means Dev will probably go on forever

Perish the ****in' thought.

 

You not dead yet?

 

Hang on I'll just check oh great Snobby one.

 

****'s sake sad man, you should join my Fan Club, Shaun is already a member (sic), maaybe he can find a space for you?

 

The ****in excitement would be too much for me.

 

With an arse like a jap's flag I'm sure he can.

 

Yeah, we don't want your heart packing and you dying do we? What a loss to the Human race that would be.