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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cruyff's Turn, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Residents of an old people's home called to a coffee morning to receive some exciting news: The News: They were knocking it down.
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Sep 11, 2013
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nescafe Alta Rica is my current favourite. Two heaped spoonfuls in nearly boiled water.
     
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  3. Null

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    why ?
     
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  4. gas

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    Never pour boiling water on coffee :)
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never make yer instant coffee with boiling water. Destroys the flavour.
     
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    Ah already said that ya pished ****er :D
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You lookin at ma missus? Eh? ****! *throws punch falls on arse*

    ****!
     
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  8. gas

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    Ahm no Scottish anymore so I won't get angry with you my friend. :D
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I didny notice <laugh>

    Yer missus must be so relieved to have her gas back.

    <laugh>
     
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    I havnae told the hen yet, I think she likes my new agresive Scottishnes and I seem to pump her harder too. :D
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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