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Our chums are at it again

Discussion in 'Stoke City' started by nickyb, Mar 8, 2014.

  1. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    The Arsenal faithful, according to BBC Sports News have started a petition, to have Agger banned from football, for wait for it...tackling Wilshire and putting him out of action for six weeks.

    Arsene's Eleventh Commandment - Thou shalt not tackle on pain of disembowelment, the remains boiled in Garlic and spread on Oatcakes, or used in Black Pudding or on any other regional recipe of the offender. In Aggers case - A Danish Pastry.

    Any other recipes ????
     
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  2. stoke-th97

    stoke-th97 Well-Known Member

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    They are so pathetic :')
     
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  3. Stokielad

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    They should just appeal to reply every single match that a tackle gets made against them and then put lifetime bans on any player that comes within 20ft of a goooon player.
     
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  4. Smithers

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    I'm suprised it's not our fault!
     
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    They are so fickle...

    They say Shawcross is a sissy for crying after he broke Ramsey's leg but they defend Wilshere when he cried after being injured vs Denmark saying he was heroic?...
     
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  6. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    Of course it's our fault Smithers. Aggers once ate an Ice Cream in Trentham Park, when he was 8 years old.

    That fact alone makes him a proxy Stokie, plus the fact he has a toilet made in Burslem.

    That is ALL the evidence that is required in Stasi HQ c/o The Emirates
     
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    Smithers, funny you should say that..I'm half expecting Wenger to find that the fracture dates back to the Stoke match, didn't Wilshire get sneezed on at some point?
     
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