OT women and the things they say

the wife has taken the card ,not a red one or a yellow one to london , but THE CARD ,so im worried on that front,but what iv learnt this weekend is amazing,iv learnt how to cook a pizza ,theres a clock on the cooker that tells you to take out whatever is in it,there's electrical equipment in the kitchen that goes ding when the frozen food you have put in is now hot enough to eat.Allso found out that when she says' iv done all the washing 'she hasn't ! There's more equipment in the kitchen that does that for you as well (puts its own water in and everything)all this and i'm not tired at all.so when she comes back she can get a full time job and help clear the fecking card she has took to fecking london

 

Have fun sleeping in the woodshed/coalhouse.

 

Doghouse?

 

I know what you mean. My lass is always tired as **** lounging on the sofa doing her nails when I drive all over the UK each week working 14 hour days.
She even has the temerity to ask ME to do the ironing on a weekend.

 

iv just done the bathroom its MY weekly chore