ot..way, way ot..if you were pissed (or not for some)

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  1. Tel

    Tel Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Older than 70 is impressive, I'm gonna go for 72.

    She's a bit alright for 70+ mind, not sure what the **** you've been doing looking for slags on their death beds... you one of them 'phantom toy boys' are ya? Muscle in on their worldly possessions and take the grand kids inheritance?
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    She's 73 mate. Obviously got plenty of wedge, judging how much she's spent on botox.

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/fashion-beauty/sexy-73-widow-who-wows-4113395

    http://www.secretsurgery.co.uk/blog/
     
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Nowt wrang with a gilf.
     
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  4. Tel

    Tel Sucky’s Bailiff

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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Best send QWOP a message, think he want to go aswell....Don't forget to video.
     
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  6. FILEYseadog

    FILEYseadog Well-Known Member

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    Yes....but she can keep her clothes on

    :)
     
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  7. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    What does a 72 year old snatch look like though, that can't be good.
     
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  8. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Have it!!!! Derbyshire isn't that far from me either. Looks like it is a race between Terry and myself <laugh>
     
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  9. Tel

    Tel Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Aha but I'm already here, you snooze you lose brother... Nom Nom Nom
     
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  10. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me
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    I wouldn't :D
     
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  11. Davie 1973

    Davie 1973 Well-Known Member

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    KY jelly anyone ?
     
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  12. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Probably got a fanny like a hippo's yawn but it's a yes from me.
     
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  13. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> beats a welly top
     
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  14. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    You'll need it. If you have dry wood, you could start a bush fire.
     
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  15. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    So disappointed in you all.
     
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  16. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    I agree mate. <ale>












    They should be bouncing all over her. <devil>
     
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  17. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    If she looks that and got a bus pass then she is my kind of lass.
     
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  18. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    And a Wizards sleeve....
     
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  19. Tel

    Tel Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Feedback from last night...

    She started off looking a bit tasty in her negligee when she answered the door to me, she offered me a cup of tea which I though was inappropriate but she insisted. She was bending over into one of the bottom cupboards to get a cup and she let out a bit of a nasty concoction from her fart pipe, it put me off the brew but I thought I'd soldier on with giving her a rogering.

    She sat down at the table with me, stroking my leg with the inside of her foot which I had now noticed was riddled with crusty old verrucas, I thought it would probably be best for her to leave the stockings on. She finished her roll-up and took me by the hand and led me up the stairs... another opportunity for her to show me her best skunk impression, this time right in my face as I followed her up the stairs.

    I was beginning to regret the whole thing already until she dropped her lingerie on the floor, everything seemed to stay in place and she'd lit a lavender candle so I could no longer sniff her mushroom omelette farts. She wanted to get straight to business, no foreplay which suited me as I was worried what else I'd find, so she lubed me up and it was straight down to business... well... when I say business... it was more like throwing a meal worm through a wind sock.

    With every thrust came an echo, a bit like knocking a hammer on a cave wall... I could tell she could barely feel anything and it became very awkward, very quickly. I decided to try and stick my knee in there to give her a bit of pleasure and to my surprise, she took the lot, all the way up to the abductor. She managed to climax just as I thought I was at the point of no return, I was convinced I was never coming back out of her, she'd consumed both legs like a python was feeding on me, then she spat me out.

    Needless to say I've just been to vodafone for a new sim card and I'll not be going back to see her.
     
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  20. Norway

    Norway Well-Known Member

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    Nice one Terry, had me laughing my cap off, everyone in the office was looking at me.............a bit difficult to explain especially to the ladies AND in Norwegian!!!
     
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