ot..way, way ot..if you were pissed (or not for some)

And this came up to you, and say's it fancied of rough and tumble, what would your reaction be?

Don't worry, it's female, i'm not trying to dupe you all with some tranny.

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I'd have to smell her breath first.

If I was drunk, yes, definitely, even though she's an (well kept) old bag.

 

As is the state of my love life, after a good few brewski's, why the hell not!

 

Don't worry, she's not an axe wielding maniac or anything sinister like that.

 

I don't doubt it mate, she is obviously just some old bag that's been under the knife more times than Gordon Ramsay's index finger, what the pictures don't show is the big knot of skin tied behind her back to keep everything tight.

Still would though. Drunk or otherwise, she looks loaded so I'd go through her purse once I'd porked her.

 

Bucked worse.

 

Yep, more than once.

Few of the birds I porked when I was in the forces were ****ing gruesome mate, no standards, take one for the lads... some of them should have been sleeping on hay outside.

One was.

 

Have a guess how old she is.

 

If I seen her in the street I'd say 45-50 but because it's you that's put the thread up, and you look at weird stuff I wouldn't have a clue.

 

charming that like, what ever do you mean.

 

I'm just waiting for the reveal that either a) She's got a massive clit that looks like a mole rat doing a bungey jump or b) it's somebody off here's mrs and I don't wanna get too personal... although now I think I might have with the mole rat comment!

 

Nah mate, it's nowt like that, they are genuine pictures of a woman, nothing sinister or weird.

 

Well you have to admit that's a first for you pal.

 

Well there is one thing, but seeing as 3 of you have said yes so far, i'll reveal all in a few minutes, see if anyone else replies. It's nothing major, but maybe's a shock.

 

Is she over 65 ?

 

Yes..

 

It's the way she dresses mate, after a few shandies I'd probably pork a medium sized farm animal if you stuck it in them shoes and those stockings...TOTAL SLUT!

Whoever says no to that is not wired right, even if her gusset stinks of Old Holborn and she talks like some Salford doley, the fact is we're basing it on looks and she looks like she'd be bang up for it.

 

If she is 70, I still don't care .

 

If I am ever in Manc land, I'm giving you a call!

 

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