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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    As it's a bit quiet, thought I'd maybe bring a bit of humour to the board.

    A guy selling ties from a stall on the Quay side was offering them at the bargain price of 2/6d (12.25p) A Scotsman asked him for a blue one with white stripes and the stall holder gave him a yellow one with green stripes. Here, said the Scotsman, "I asked for a blue one with with white stripes". "I know said the stall holder, but they're all the same but different".

    The Scotsman walked away shaking his head and grumbling.

    An Irishman who thought 2/6d was a bargain price for a tie walked up and asked fpr a green tie with white stripes on and was given an orange one with red stripes on. "Here said the Irishman, ths isn't what I asked for". "I know said the stall holder, but they're all the same but different".

    Minutes later a Geordie walked by and thought he'd have one of these bargain ties and asked for a black one with white stripes on it. The stall holder gave him a red one with white stripes on it. The Geordie put his money in the stall holders hand and walked off with his tie.

    Here said the stall holder, this is only a penny you've given me".

    I know said the Geordie, but "It's all the same but different".

    And I know this story to be true because I was that Geordie.
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    only ever owned 2 ties
    One was my school tie
    and the second one, is the one I'm using more often than not these days sadly my black tie
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Got a houseful of ties if you ever want to borrow one.

    The ones I've got left over from the stall I had.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    You actually paid a whole penny for a Mackem coloured tie? Real money? <yikes>
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Can always use it to pull the netty door shut.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Or if you're in the netty and realise you've run out. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  7. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Love a good tie me. Got a massive collection for work. the colour coordination possibilities are endless, especially when you factor in the red pair and black pair of suspenders as well

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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Got quite a few Club ties.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    Looks like you suit a bow tie too.


    And what about the one your wear for all the court appearances?
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    They haven't been able to catch me yet.
     
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    I bought a pink tie recently. Lovely silk.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I thought you were more into Thai's ACS
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Filthy Obi.

    I said i liked being thai'd down
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    I bet you do. And do you speak Mandarin, or is it just a regular Orange?
     
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    I speak satsuma?
     
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    It would have been funnier if you shot the bastard
     
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