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OT the secrets to being happy

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  1. Milk

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    Life can be a strain... so don't feel in the dump.

    Be happy!


    /stumbled upon this Googling for something and felt it belonged on this forum.
     
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  2. Sucky

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    money,hoes,weed.
     
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  3. - Money: Not the be-all-and-end-all but it bloody helps!

    - Family: **** everything else, I have my family <ok>
     
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  4. Milk

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    I have a cat that goes euphoric and wants to be loved on every time she leaves the litter box.

    Post-poo euphoria is the secret to happiness.
     
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  5. Sucky

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    blowjobs.... can't forget them can we
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Sex and 69ers on drugs

    A good long dump while reading is always nice as well
     
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  7. I read & comment on this forum <ok>

    PS...you been away? How the leg?
     
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  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Yeah been away mate, nice break

    Leg hurting, weird pains, feels like its bleeding at times but think thats nerve endings repairing. Feels strange feeling the metal inside down the length of my shin :emoticon-0119-puke:

    Went to Cornwall to visit grandma in law who lives there and I borrowed this awesome walking stick off her <cool>
     
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  9. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    I like to keep my poo time as regular as clockwork but things always go pear shaped when I change to night shift.

    My brother is completely the opposite, he just waits til he needs one even if that means when we were out for the night. Yes even in a nightclub! I always thought the men's cubicles in nightclubs were for taking narcotics?

    P.S. isn't there a thread for this?
     
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  10. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I'm regular as clockwork 7.30 am every day. Unfortunately I don't wake up until around 8.00am.

    They know me very well down at the launderette. "Here comes Mr Hippy Sheets" I hear them say...at least I think that's what they are saying?
     
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  11. The metal takes some getting used to, I'm still not 100% with it being there. However, with it being my forearm, it comes in handy at times at footy when someone annoys me <laugh> (****ing hurts when I catch it right though)

    The nerves take a while to sort too. I still get weird feelings every now and again and I did mine on 15 April 2012!
     
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  12. Nightclub...? <yikes>
     
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  13. Sucky

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    I don't get the whole stay on the ****ter reading thing, I'm in, pants down, Plinkplonk, wipe, wash hand's and out within 4mins.

    no one would wanna stay in there reading after me, not even me.

    weirdo's


    only time I'm in a loo more than 4mins is at a nightclub lol
     
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  14. I'm guessing you don't have kids <laugh>
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Sport, Sex, Food & Drink.

    What else is there...?
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ahh I see now

    and no I don't lol
     
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  17. BCR

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    This thread is a pile of **** - fakht
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    it's kinda worrying how lots of random threads end up turning into toilet talk

    worrying or kinky your choice lol
     
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  20. Even more worrying, its not my fault either <yikes>
     
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