The office next door is the same size as ours. However, its only inhabitants are two very attractive blonde ladies who wear tight fitting jeans. Sometimes, there are a couple more cars outside. The blinds in their office are constantly drawn............ Allow your imaginations to run riot. What the **** do you think is going on in there?
Luis Suarez would say they're porn stars because he hates coloured folk AND women. But we aren't all bad eggs like him.
I was just outside having a *** as they arrived back from lunch. I wanted to ask them to show me their office, but like gonzo, I didn't have the balls
no, but he has admitted he has no balls,like someone else apparently and in porn movies they like the balls slapping.
I reckon we could do with a bit of info about the cars that turn up. are they: a) pimp mobiles b) dodgy panel vans c) executive cruisers. With this info i think we could all guess how much these girls charge.
can assure you i am not confused by my sexual desires thanks when i was a bit younger had quite a few mates who were gay who fancied me though lol, not my cup of tea though
