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ot..spanish snow white gets up the duff.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It must have been happy. Then she went to see doc,<whistle>




    A Spanish woman has been forced to confess to cheating on her husband-to-be on her hen night with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism.

    Her husband believed the baby was his and that it had been conceived during the honeymoon but his wife confessed to the infidelity after he repeatedly questioned doctors as to how the baby could have been born with dwarfism.

    The woman has not been named, but according to local reports she felt compelled to tell her husband after questions were raised by friends who had accompanied her on the hen night, which took place at the beginning of the year.

    Spanish website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.

    "As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...per-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The doctor was stumped.
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    At least the couple could see eye to eye <laugh>
     
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  4. DAPARKERSAFC

    DAPARKERSAFC Well-Known Member

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    I imagine their marriage willl be short. Or the husband might take the moral high ground and forgive her for stooping so low. It might be small consolation but she owes him hugely if he does.

    Ill get me coat.
     
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  5. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if the husband is happy about it?
    Or is he just a bit dopey, maybe a bit bashful
    I think he was a bit grumpy as he'd had no sleepy because he was a bit sneezy.
    They should call the doc in. <ok>
     
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  6. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Was her dream man. 2ft 6in with a 10in tongue.
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    On her Hen Night as well...That was a very elfish thing to do which totally belittled her future husband..
     
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  8. LAMackem

    LAMackem Well-Known Member

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    Apparently the next day her husband when he left for work was singing...........hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go.....ok get my coat as well....
     
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  9. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Dwarfs any problems I have had with my kids. :p
     
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  10. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    Was it Messi?
     
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  11. clockstander

    clockstander Well-Known Member

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    No more than usual. :smile:
     
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