Off his nut and rabbling on. On Johnathan Ross now. Eye's are all over the shop, rapid speech, sweating his brow off harping on about revolution. Anyone watching this? What a twat.
I don't think it's drugs mate, I think it's this utterly irritating persona he's adopted. He's a ****ing twat.
Not convinced, all the signs of a dab of wizz. He's had that persona his whole irritating manic career, but he was different here. He was in fantasy land anyway, he should be on a stage in a sash talking about his ideal eutopia in a tutu, not trying to pass it off as politics on prime time telly. He offered nothing realistic or constructive in any of his arguments.
I think he is the absolute figurehead of long line of celebraties who manage to get themselves famous due to the fact they are total arseholes! Other than being an unfunny foppish gimp I cannot seem to fathom what his actual talent is! The few times that ive watched him on the googlebox is the equivalent of having a woodpecker hacking away at my brain! He's just truly awful! And dont get me started on the fact he was doinking Katy Perry!!!!! JAMMY BAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTAAAARRRRDDDDDD!!!!
Yes but would you follow the scruffy twat on? Personally, I wouldn't dip my toe into owt he's humped let alone my cock.
Never watched him and never will, a featureless blank mask, I see inadvertently from time to time in the papers, usually paired with a nonsensical banner is more than enough for me.
Everything that's wrong with 'celebrity culture' ..... I want people who are cleverer & wittier than my mates to entertain me. People like him are no better than Paul Gascoigne, all persona, image & stupidity that's passed off as talent. Humour that's based on innuendo, insults & idiocy should be confined to dreary TV shows like Top Gear which I can more easily avoid.
After marching her to Dryburn GUM clinic, getting her the full MOT, upon recieving a certificate showing a clean bill of health, then in the case of Katy, yes.....yes I would! Cant believe he's soiled her though!
I like him. Don't agree with his politics but his stand up is very good. Smug if your mates are as witty and clever you're a lucky man! I need to get some new mates....
No comedian makes you laugh so hard you're sides hurt and you cannot breathe like your mates do, surely!!!!?
Went tp a Morecambe & Wise spoof play and that Jerome from Robson & Jerome doing Tommy Cooper, sides were literally splitting by the time we got out
My mates don't construct a fake persona and 'work on their material and spontaneous ad-libs & put-downs'. I've cried laughing with some of the lads and it's all just been off the cuff chit-chat. Having said that I do go to see comedy regularly and love it, even the bad ones are good. But I prefer the hard working comics than having to buy into 'comedy as the new rock & roll' s**te .... .. I'm sure he's funny though in a Jenny Eclair kind of way.
I find good stand up comedy to be generally amusing only. I dont think i've ever laughed so hard it hurt! When I was around 13 i remember laughing quite hard at Lee Evans, but I grew out of finding him funny! I find spontaneous wit funniest, and you only tend to get that with your friends whilst in the pub! The only time im exposed to wit on the telly is on programmes like Have I Got News For You etc! Most of these types of shows are past it. The only one I enjoy watching is Would I Lie to You! I generally get a decent laugh out of that one!
On my horrendous 300 mile round trip, to the match, me & Mrs Smug were howling at this ......... http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04lsy03 Some of it's obviously 'prepared' but there's some genuine & brilliant natural wit. I doubt the likes of Russel Brand, or my mates, could live with people like Toksvig & Hardy tbh.
