OT- really strange food concoctions

Do you have any strange food concoctions you secretly enjoy?

I like cheese and mint sauce on toast or mayo and mint sauce on toast.. sublime.... and easy and quick to prepare....

 

Cheese and mint sauce isn't strange but Mayo and mint sauce on toast is a bit... odd

I like Vodka and Weetabix personally, saves the milk for the cats.

 

I never have one cereal on it's own, I always mix together whatever I have. Usually coco pops, frosties, shreddies, weetabix and cheerios. Amazingly tasty.

 

I like dipping buttered toast in tea..

 

does the butter blob up on the surface of the tea?

 

I remember the last foodie thread made me sound like a holocaust survivor... So I'll add that I make a great dish.

Medium-rare steak, a fried egg on top, qith some flavoured rice and mushrooms. If anybody tells me someone else already made that dish up, I'm going to shoot something

It will forever be the JPF special to me!

 

Eat that all the time JPF but without the egg and rice and I dont like mushrooms so i use grilled red pepper and can't afford steak so I use gammon amazing us liking the same dish.

 

I;m into a dish called Kai Yak Sai, basically stuffed omelette.

Sometimes with spicy pork, but i've also had them filled with green curry, sweet and sour, but my favourite is filling it with a penang curry.

They're lovely

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Hahahahahahahahaha

 

good grief i like it without the gammon but with liver i thought that dish was unusual but it turns out its really common !

 

allso like a digestive biscuit sandwich

 

Once tried cat biscuits. Quite canny actually.

 

I tried the new Gus Poyet diet, ate nothing on Saturday.

 

Yip...Looks like yellow oil...Lovely though..

 

Weetabix with butter is decent

 

Chicken Dreamies are quite nice, needs a bit of vinegar and tomato ketchup for best effect. Several pints generally help too..

 

My mates lass came down to find him munching his way through a tin of cat food last time we had a night out. He believes he must have thought it was tuna (who goes in and opens a tin of tuna and sits with a fork? Get a ****ing kebab or pizza like a normal person) In fairness it was a very heavy night and it always gets messy with tequila. He can't remember being caught or the ensuing conversation. She videoed it for us though and sent it to us. Golf on the Sunday was fun.

 

To be fair, after a heavy night out, I also occasionally open cans of tuna and sit there eating them with a fork: it's not that weird; especially if you are a really lazy **** who can't be arsed to heat something up. I've never made the catfood mistake though; or at least no one has caught me at any rate.

 

You keep telling yourself that weirdo



I want to know what weird things people eat when they are hammered. Tuna is weird.

 

Er, in the latest Big Issue there was a pull out underground food supplement. In there were recipies for cooking with semen.

Whatever that is combined with is going to surely be one of the strangest food concoctions.