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The world record for the most humans killed by a tiger is around 430, by the famous champawat tiger in the late 19th century

Tigers have the longest canines on the planet

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I did say it was random

 

- Tiger cubs leave their mother when they are around 2 years of age.

- Around half of tiger cubs don’t live beyond two years of age.

- Tiger urine smells of buttered popcorn.

- The markings on a tiger’s forehead closely resemble the Chinese character for king, giving tigers a cultural status as a regal animal.

- Tiger penises do not become erect when aroused.

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Never forget i was in Tenerife in the 80's and down the main street a bloke had a Tiger cub on a lead.Seeing it up close and even stroking it was ****ing unbelievable. Even though i hate caged animals zoo's etc seeing one in the flesh and touching it was ace.

 

I'm not even gonna ask how you knew that last point Dutch

 

Tigers in the wild, are going to be extinct, in the next five years.

 

Yeah but how many have been mauled by The Tigers? Let see Liverpool, Arsenal.........

 

They are good swimmers.

They can purr, but only when they breathe out.

Their saliva is antiseptic.

 

Would they win in a fight with a lion? This is an argument I've repeatedly had with a mate who is a Chelsea fan. Google / YouTube evidence can be gathered to support both sides of the argument.

 

Oh, and I saw a tiger ****ing a lion at Longleat safari park. Made my day.

 

lol it was the piss smelling like popcorn that made me think that.

 

a tiger would absolutely destroy a lion

and your about the tiger inflitrating the lion proves it! the lion daren't say no although as DMD will tell you, i think tigers are bigger in the trunk

 

How do they, ahem do the deed?

 

A Tiger would easily win an off with a Lion.

Throw in a Honey Badger on the Lions side and the Tiger would be in trouble mind. It would need the assistance of a small terrier type dog, something like a Jack Russell.

Still think the Lion/ Honey Badger would win though.

 

There is Youtube evidence, and it's ****ing sick. Who the hell sees that as entertainment ?

 

haha , you clearly dont have come to bed eyes

 

That makes me think of an interesting question I was posed the other day: what's the biggest animal you could single handedly clingfilm to a lamppost?

 

Something I've often asked myself in times of solitude.

A small adult sheep.

Not as small as a lamb but not as big as a fully grown ****er.

Somewhere in between.

 

I've been pissed on by a lion!!! No warning! It didn't even lift his leg! Just jetted it straight at me! :-(

 

Do fat birds count?

 

That's a good shout. I went with a penguin. Much like you I couldn't commit to one of the **** off ones but definitely one bigger than those ones with **** haircuts