OT - One for Sisu

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24927078

So this Mi6 agent padlocked himself in a holdall in his bath and suffocated.

Can you shed some light on the shady goings on here?

Going for a dump now so I want some answers when i get back!!

 

Waiting? Bout time he turned up!

 

Come on....surely we've all been sitting on the crapper and thought "hey I'm going to climb into that bag that just happens to be in my bath and then I'm gonna padlock it too...just for a buzz"


As cover-ups go this one is going to be a tough one to pull off even for the experts.

 

Without touching the bag, padlock or bath too

 

Happens to the best of us....get off the bog, slip on the banana skin, head over heels into the bag, zip and padlock slam shut.

 

#realproblems

 

It's OK it was a false alarm(gas buildup).

Anyways, he may have wiped them down before he got into the holdall and then snapped the padlock shut from inside.

"Yes I'll fool all these experts!" Famous last words from a suicide victim or was it a silly prank gone wrong? "Oh **** I can't breathe in here, HELP!!"

 

Hope we've helped RR mystery solved.

 

I have got to say though that as a way to top yourself it's pretty funky. The thinking mans suicide kinda thing.

 

Indeed, you should be on that CSI show.

 

If it was an accident, got to be a nomination for the Darwin awards surely?

 

Maybe it was MFG and he used his time machine to clean up?

 

If it had been MFG it would have been Rodgers in the bag

 

Anyone check the guys face? It might be a mask?