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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by sheffordqpr, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. sheffordqpr

    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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  2. Quality Passing Rules

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    Something to line my cat litter tray with.
     
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  3. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Might get reported to the RSPCA!!
     
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    PMSL. I nearly spat my tea out when I saw that.
     
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  5. Dens Hoops

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  6. Staines R's

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    I actually found the front page story in the Sun today, pretty disturbing and a sad indictment of our society.Takes us back to the level of laughing at the mental patients in Bedlam.....:(
     
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  7. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    I've been buying The Sun everyday now for about 20 years, even though they got rid of page 3 a while back :(

    I can understand the Liverpool postal workers stance though.
     
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  8. Busy Being Headhunted

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    page 3 has gone ?
     
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  9. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, the feminist/lesbians got their way in the end.

    Oh, I see. You're being smart ain't ye Andy???
     
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  10. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    Does it jump from page 2 to 4
     
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  11. CroydonCaptainJack

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    Lacey, 22 from Bedford might disagree.
     
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  12. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    It does for me :)
     
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  13. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    The only time The Sun made me chuckle was when the Benetton F1 car caught on fire and the back page of The Sun read, "The Ignited Colours of Benetton".

    With apologies to our younger members who will need that explained to them. :biggrin:
     
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  14. QPR999

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    You surprise me. I would've never had you down as a Sun reader, unless of course this post is in jest. :confused:
     
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  15. Uber_Hoop

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    I enjoyed their headline when the actor that played Fred Elliott in Corrie got knifed by his rent boy. It read:

    "I've been stabbed, I say, I've been stabbed!"
     
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  16. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    I get the Sun, herself gets the Mail mate. There's perhaps a distinction in that they're The Irish Sun and the Irish Mail. The Irish Mail appears to be a World away from the UK version. The one here, if anything, is to the left.

    I've always bought the Sun for the Sport. I start at the back page and work inward. I never go past the middle page because the actual "news" in it is pure trash. It was always the only paper down the years that covered the English football league, which is handy when you support QPR!

    I've also read, on average, approximately 5 relationship "problems" in Dear Deidre's agony Aunt section every day for the last 20 years. Which by my calculations comes in at around thirty-six and a half thousand questions and solutions. Given that vast experience, I would consider myself rather adept at troubleshooting people's sexual troubles. So if anybody has any issue in that regard, please feel free to drop me a PM and I'll advise you to the correct course of action.

    (For a reasonable fee of course...)
     
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  17. QPR999

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    Maybe we should start up an 'Ask Swords' thread. That should make for interesting reading.

    I must admit to reading The S** only to do the dream team as 60 of my mates have a league that they run. ( I won £1,000 as the winner in '09. ) Other than that I won't touch it. But the English version of this odious rag has been banned on every fire station in London for their persistent spurious lies regarding my colleagues and our service.
     
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  18. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Not a bad idea that Ninesy :biggrin:
     
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