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OT: iPhone tells lad: ‘Shut the f*** up’

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  1. holystone

    holystone Active Member

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    A LAD who tried out the new iPhone 4S in Tesco was stunned when it told him: "Shut the f*** up, you ugly t***."
    The phone's Siri system, which answers spoken questions, came back with the foul-mouthed insult when Charlie Le Quesne asked: "How many people are there in the world?"

    Charlie's horrified mum Kim said: "The phone was a demo version and was low enough on the shelf for Charlie to have a go with it. He asked it a simple question and we couldn't believe what it came out with.

    "I thought I must be hearing things. So we asked again and the same four-letter stuff blared out.

    "I asked for the manager and after staff heard it they agreed to unplug it."

    Apologetic staff at Tesco in Coventry told Kim pranksters had tampered with the phone's set-up instructions.:cheesy:
     
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    holystone, Dec 31, 2011
  2. nufc4life

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    i read this in yesterdays sun
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 31, 2011
  3. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    <laugh> That's brilliant!
     
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    A November Night In Rotterdam, Dec 31, 2011
  4. holystone

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    so?
     
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    Oh how I wish there was a vid of this! <laugh>
     
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    DuD, Dec 31, 2011
  6. Why aye Cabaye

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    People read the sun <yikes>
     
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    Why aye Cabaye, Dec 31, 2011
  7. holystone

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    Here you go..........( not same but funny reply from Siri)[video=youtube;h7NDl57IUJA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7NDl57IUJA[/video]
     
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  8. Amnesiac

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    I can believe that fully!
     
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    Amnesiac, Dec 31, 2011
  9. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    well i was just stating emptyhead ,its old news
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 31, 2011
  10. Agent Bruce

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    Now we know where Tash's new job is.
     
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  11. holystone

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    Emptyhead?

    People find random sh*t allover the press and internet all the time and put it up. This was on Google news TODAY. It could have been a day/week/month old. I don't care IT's FUNNY, UNLIKE YOU. Remind me to keep a keen eye for your original / same day fresh posts dickhead.

    Just spotted you in your New Years Eve outfit.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    holystone, Dec 31, 2011
  12. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    Emptyhead? That's a cracking insult, might have to give it a go some time.

    Anyway, yesterday is hardly 'old news', and I hadn't already seen it but found it funny so am glad that holystone put it up <ok>
     
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    A November Night In Rotterdam, Dec 31, 2011
  13. Agent Bruce

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    Just keep doing your thing holystone, your posts are always welcome. <ok>
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 31, 2011
  14. nufc4life

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    look at agent bruce licking lid .................cock sucker alert
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 31, 2011
  15. Snorlax

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    You probably shouldn't get on the bad side of the person with the highest post count on the whole site
     
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    Snorlax, Dec 31, 2011
  16. nufc4life

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    thanks for the advice pal ,but i wont lose any sleep agent bruce can see a bit of banter when he reads it
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 31, 2011
  17. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    Well let's hope so for your sake as you haven't portrayed yourself particularly well on this thread.
     
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    A November Night In Rotterdam, Dec 31, 2011
  18. nufc4life

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    be right im getting of now atb for 2012 im turning a new leaf not winding anyone up
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 31, 2011
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Id love to mess with Bellamy's phone and get it to say...'you're **** scared of Shearer'....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 1, 2012
  20. nufc4life

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    ha ha bellamy got the brave man on telling krul to **** off on friday since hes at liverfool now he must have the scouse hardman gene ,
    craig bellamy aka barry grant
     
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    nufc4life, Jan 1, 2012
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