This started as a random thought whils responding to Brixton on the other thread... if we all went abroad to Dubai for a week to get a bit of board bonding back..How would the WATRBs correspondent see us. Who would be having breakfast with whom? What language would the Irish table be speaking Who would be off with the girls, who would be sitting in their room. Who would be signing autographs and would Brixton be in a separate hotel completely
I could arrive 12 hours late and repeat everything that's already been said and blame it on the time difference or would I actually get there 12 hours early
Love this Beth. I'd be at the bar drinking Guinness and winning lots of fivers on the pool table. Also providing 24hr personal protection for Brix.
you wouldn't win lots of fivers on the pool table if I was there Nuts I'm not going to bore you with my pool life history
Swords wouldn't be there and would be strangely silent in the week leading up to the event, and then we'd spend the whole time trying to work out which one of us he really is. My money's on beth
I would be straight in the sea and stay there ... I love hot but when I went last year it defined the word 40 degrees Most of this board would melt I had real trouble with the place as it could be the best city on the planet in the future without doubt but the staff at my hotel were one up from slaves What was funny was I was worried about missing QPR and when I got into my room I looked down to see the hoops on a 75 ft outdoor screen at the beach club ... Also Cerny and Sexists would love it as my lady and I was asked if we would both like some fun from a super hot Russian Barbie doll ... I told her I don't take credit cards and asked her how much cash she had As said I would be in the water
Yep. Very interesting OT thread idea Ms. Bee... deserves credit and some attention from some of our spoof jockeys. Where rebel when you need him?! Beth's certainly not far wrong about me. Favourite place in the world's right there under me stone! When I did bother to venture out, it would be to locate Nines, Norway, Col - and Roller if I could find him! Safer bunch of guys you couldn't hope to meet. NUTS wouldn't be hard to find though. Life and soul he is. Never far from the bar! The ones I'd be keeping special eye out for would be Tramore, Tooting and Melburn Ian, each of whom I've met but all too briefly - and Goldie and Hoops Eternal who've I've narrowly missed on at least one occasion. Would enjoy a catch up with Stan and Husky for a chat on history - and that long awaited natter on our political and cultural parallels with Stainsey (it'll happen one day mate!). That's not to say there ain't a good few others on here I'd make a special effort to crawl out into the light of day for - but those mentioned are on my current list. Just beware that short arse baldy standing beside you at LR or somewhere begging you for a bit of your pie! It's happened before - and it'll do so again!!
I'd start drinking at breckfast be hammered by lunch, dancing like a twat by mid afternoon & sleeping by early evening
I'd be the one not drinking and picking everyone else up from the floor - kind person I am. I hope they do full English breakfasts. I'd also go to Meydan racecourse.
It was rangercol's pie Cerny me old mate. Good post Beth, I like it. I think the trip would consist of a hundred or so QPR Not 606's being led to the pool bar by the Irish Rs. Loads of drinking and talking everything QPR, then once into the night, tiredness and emotions take over as we all cry into our beers and start complaining about how **** our season has been and how much we all love each other. With the exception of.. Swords, Imaz, Flyer and Secret who wouldn't even reach the hotel after being arrested and banged up for air rage offences for fighting on the plane. DT, the boards superman, who will be off running a marathon in 40 degree heat before swimming across The Gulf to Iran and back, before cycling around the UAE and Oman. He will then appear at the pool bar telling us that we're all feckless and we've had a tremendous season. He will the offer a life coaching course the following day. ( To those that are interested anyway. ) Brix and Nuts will be like mum and dad, telling us all to tone it down or we'll get sent to bed. Roller will be observing everyones nuances for his next blog. Not that you'll notice. Yappy would be in A&E. And Beth and QL will disappear every hour once she has had a few Crabbies . ( They are married, on here at least. )
Was reading jauntily through this funny thread (well, there's little doing anywhere else!), and then , this! What the hell have we done now??
What a cool bloke this nines fella is !! White jeans as well this man has style ! Stay cool nines and I will catch up with you guys before the season is over
