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  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Hey all,

    Attending a Christmas party surprisingly at Christmas and need a fancy dress idea! The theme is London Underground!

    Any ideas much appreciated!

    <cheers>
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 30, 2014
  2. Pulp

    Pulp Well-Known Member

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    Just put on a suit and barge into/past everyone all night as if they weren't there.
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Top half, a crown and royal garments, bottom half a skirt and high heels... Kings Cross.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 30, 2014
  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Haha! Someone is already going as Kings Cross as the party is on Kings Road!
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    That suggestion was just too fast for it not to have been on somebody's mind...........

    :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Get a pint of Fosters... I think you know where I'm going with this...
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Just go in your Y fronts and tell the host your'e a premature ejaculation.

    When they say what?.......just reply yes, I've come in me underpants.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 30, 2014
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    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    if you have varicose veins go as a London underground map.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hooker?
    Busker?
    Tramp?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Kgb spy?
     
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    A Werewolf - remember the escalator scene in American Werewolf in London..
     
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  12. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Irish Navvy
    WWII ARP Warden
    Loose link Paddington Bear to Paddington Underground Station
    Executioner for Tower Hill
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Oct 1, 2014
  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Ooo this is a good one! Thanks! Apparently it is the stations themselves but out of the box ideas like that is great!
     
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  14. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Mankini. If you got big balls. But since its in winter that might be a problem.
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Oct 1, 2014
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    What underground station would that be?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 1, 2014
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    Stations aha

    Oval Cricketer
    Barking Dog/Lunatic
    Blackfriars Monk
    Grange Hill Schoolkid
    Harrow on the Hill Old Fashioned School Teacher
    Paddington as stated Paddington Bear
    Oxford Circus Clown
    Parsons Green Vicar
    Queens Park yep Queen/Freddy Mercury
    Shepherds Bush Welsh Sheep Fancier

    And so on hope this helps, I must admit I like the Executioner idea myself as Tower Hill was the main site for public executions for a long time, gruesome useless facts LOL!
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Dress up as a tin pin bowling pin and have a red 'X' across your chest. When you're asked what you are tell them you're a strike!
     
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  18. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Belsize park, St Johns wood. Take your pick.
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Oct 1, 2014
  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Get a pal and go as a pair of Jamaican emotions. Get a bowl of custard and put your dick in it, and get your mate to put a pear on the end of his dick. When asked say "We have come as pair of emotions, I'm f**ing disgusted and he's deep in despair" in your best Jamaican accent.

    Stolen from a joke told to me many moons ago.

    Or do this!

    please log in to view this image


    I'm done lads this site is unusablel! I'll check back in a couple of weeks!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 1, 2014
  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Haha! Belzise Park - think the missus would go mad, especially as its at her parents party!!
     
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