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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 26, 2012.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    and another.... (something tells me this one has legs).....

    please log in to view this image
     
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    'Yes Dekka you heard right...£35m for the Gypsey Mule.... the dippers are desperate as ****.... Sooooolllllllllllddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!'
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    "How much haha £15m for Cabaye ah come on Sir Alex,one of the few players from French Euro squad to come out of it with any credit.You should lay off the sauce.Here Lambo did you hear this one,hahaha"
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    "Yes, yes, great idea Derek! I can just picture it up there now - 'The SportsDirect Arena'. The fans will love this one Derek, you've truly excelled yourself. Finally we will win them over with our business intellect. Nice one Derek. Make it happen."
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    'Yes Mr Dalgleish... Ranger?... (gulp) £15m? piss off... the lad is twice the player Carroll is so start at £70m... (short pause)... ok.. you've twisted my arm Kenny... £60m.'
     
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  6. Chris1986

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    'Derek.....you'll never guess what Colin's tweeted this time"
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

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    Hang on Love, they're just winching me half time pie over the main stand...
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    "I know Mike, I'm IN that pie"
     
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  9. Darth Plagueis

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    "Alan, has anyone ever sold a lanky streak of **** for 35 million, coz I just have"
     
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  10. Mod Face

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    Nah, nah mate I'm next to the archway bit. No, you see it? Yeah? Yeah the thing that looks like a- yeah that one. Look mate, I see you, I'm waving at you right now. Yeah, Im in me white shirt, look I'll walk towards you mate. No turn around! You see me yeah, yeah there we go! Look mate I'm hanging up we can, what? Yeah I've got the tickets, I'll talk to you in a- I dunno, near the front I think, yeah, mhm, to be honest mate I think they have to play that one, it's their biggest hit. Look I'm hanging up now you're like, right in front of me. Okay, haha, yeah, okay. *click*

    Dennis Wise: This is going to be the greatest Wiggles concert ever!!!

    No one must ever know...
     
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  11. Rafa's Championship Party

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    What was that Messi for 5 million.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    My armpits don't sweat. Unch for a fat lad.... Oh wait...
     
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    Rep I hear some lad called Chip Shop gives u good rep.
     
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    "Which ****er put glue on my phone!!!"
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    "Yes... Police... The Ex has ****in' handcuffed us to Derek's cock again... Derek sit down and stop waggling it, you can't run around on the pitch naked now, there's people here"
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><rofl>




    Oh, hang on ... mental image ... :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Urgggg (lol)
     
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    Not a pretty sight.
     
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    "cooooweeeeee, I can see you, that naked zipwire stunt was a good bet Derek, pity you lost again"
     
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  20. Mod Face

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    Is it just me or is that a giant face in the background of that photo?

    Gave me a horrible flashback it did! <yikes>
     
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